Welcome To My Life.

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

teachmehowtoklunk:

I think we’ve found the best one

teachmehowtoklunk:

I think we’ve found the best one

miscaitlin:

me: I want a job
*never applies*

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

imhella:

me lookin at ur blogimage

jetstream-tormod:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.