Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
imagine if on new years eve the ball drops and crashes and inside it was konys dead body
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
I’d say she won that one. Credit at watermark(s).
give me liberty, or give me butts
in universe howling commandos hbo war documentary a la band of brothers please and thank you
(bucky and steve watch together in horror/fascination)
this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS